hahahaha you came out of a vagina
You were never born then. Just removed.
Happy removal day, tumor baby
See, that’s the kind of thing that got Macbeth killed.
I wrote my first play, Uncommon Women and Others, in the hopes of seeing an all-female curtain call in the basement of the Yale School of Drama. A man in the audience stood up during a post show discussion and announced, “I can’t get into this, it’s all about girls.” I thought to myself, “Well, I’ve been getting in to Hamlet and Laurence of Arabia my whole life, so you better start trying.
Oh hell yes.
Just graded a few more papers. The last one essentially boils down to “So Claudio seems like a nice guy, right? I mean, everyone treats him like he’s a nice guy! Well, here’s all the reasons he’s actually a terrible person.”
It was wonderful.
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
Why does this have so many notes.
Do you know who William Shakespeare is