HE’S WEARING ARMOR AND HE’S BLOODY AND ANGRY AND SHOUTING AND GOD HELP ME I’M TURNED ON
Sounds like some good Shakespeare.
Today in my Shakespeare class we were discussing ‘Richard II’ and there is this one guy who just grates on everybody. He talks louder than everyone is group discussions so that the whole room can hear his ‘amazing’ opinion and today he said this:
“That skinny guy who played Richard II in ‘The Hollow Crown’ was really shit”
And then this girl next to me just came out with:
“You Bastard! That “skinny guy” is the brilliantly talented Ben Wishaw and he is PERFECTION”
To which I concurred:
“I bite my thumb at you sir”
Then the girl next to me and whispered:
“I like your shoe laces”
and I replied:
“Thanks I stole them from the president”
ULTIMATE NEW SHAKESPEARE FRIENDSHIP.
BEST. CLASS. EVER.